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A Plethora of Puns

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are really pointless.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Velcro. What a rip off!